1 Over-Zealous Dog + 4 Year Old Child by Water's Edge = ??? (June 22, 2018)
In case you were wondering what happens when your dog jumps down a 6’ embankment into an unsuspecting 4 year old who is happily splashing at the waters edge... Said child is shocked as she is propelled into the lake by the impact. She of course panics a little because she goes under. That look of panic kicks your instinct into overdrive so you dive off the bank like superwoman straight into the lake to scoop her up ensuring her that she is ok and that her mom won't be mad. Of course, one of your flip flops stays at the top of the rocky embankment and the other sets sail out into the lake at 50 knots. Yet, you somehow retrieve your wayward lake-surfing shoe, wrangle two wet dogs and the soaked and shaking 4 year old together and get everyone safe and relatively dirt and mud free to the top of the embankment extremely thankful everyone is in fact "ok" and in good spirits. You smugly think to yourself, "Whew, crisis averted. I...